[The episode opens with an outside shot through the window of a teenage girl taking pictures of herself with her phone. Tagline reads Springdale, Washington. Music is playing loudly in the room. The girl hears a door shut downstairs and goes to her bedroom door.]
GIRL
Mom? Mom, are you home?
[She receives no answer, so she goes back inside her room and shuts and locks the door. She starts taking pictures again. She pauses and scrolls through them on her phone but stops suddenly when one of the pictures has a faceless figure in the background. In fright, she slowly turns around and just as she sees the figure behind her the lights go out. She gasps and runs for the closet, shutting herself in. She dials 911 on her phone.]
OPERATOR
911. What is your emergency?
GIRL
There's someone in my room.
OPERATOR
What is your location?
[The girl is too frightened to answer.]
Can you give us a location, ma'am? Are you still there? Ma'am, please do not hang up. I've begun tracing your call, but I need you to stay on the line for me.
[From an outside shot of the closet we hear her gasp and then scream. The closet doors shake and slowly blood begins to trickle out of the slats.]
OPERATOR
Stay on the line. We'll send out an officer...
TITLE CARD
ACT ONE
[Scene opens in the main library of the bunker. SAM is sitting at one of the tables doing some research. DEAN enters the room with a duffle slung over his shoulder.]
DEAN
All right. I'll be back.
SAM
Wait. Where you headed?
DEAN
Washington. I caught a case.
SAM
You want me to come with?
DEAN
Do you want to come?
SAM
On a hunt? Why wouldn't I?
DEAN
I don't know, man. 'Cause lately with you, up is down and down is sideways, you know? I-I -- I don't know what you want.
[SAM glares at him and DEAN walk over to the table.]
DEAN
Okay. You want in? Fine. Sure thing.
[He pulls a paper out of his jacket and slides it at SAM.]
Photo leaked from the crime scene. Girl was murdered in her room, doors were locked, the windows were locked.
SAM [looking at the selfie the girl took with the figure in the background]
Who's the wallflower?
DEAN
Exactly. Best guess -- ghost caught on film. So, you're coming?
SAM [gathering his laptop]
Does it look like I'm staying?
[In the girl's house, the Winchesters are standing talking to her mother. There is a large blood stain on the carpet. MRS. MILES just stares at it while she talks.]
MRS. MILES
I scrubbed for hours. I'll have to rip up the carpet. My daughter, Casey... She picked out the color herself.
SAM
We're...very sorry for your loss, Mrs. Miles. You mentioned Casey had no known enemies. What about at home? Anything unusual you may have noticed? Uh...Electricity acting up or lights...flickering, TV on the Fritz?
MRS. MILES
No, no fritzing. No cold spots, either.
DEAN
Sorry. Out of curiosity, uh... Why do you mention cold spots?
MRS. MILES
I'm sorry. That must sound strange, but...it's been three days since...And the police have found nothing. I'd h-- I'd have to sell my house to afford a private investigator, so when the Supernaturalists called --
DEAN
Whoa, uh, sorry, the...Um...Supernaturalists?
MRS. MILES
I know to the FBI it's not exactly orthodox. But these men had answers that no one else had, and I --I owe it to Casey... to listen.
SAM
Now, they -- they brought up cold spots in relation to...?
MRS. MILES
Signs of the paranormal, I suppose. They're coming by today to take a look.
DEAN
And did these Supernaturalists give you a name?
[The scene changes to a long shot of a large white van outside a diner with the name "Ghostfacers" written across it in large letters. The theme to the Ghostfacers plays. The Winchesters walk up to the van. DEAN is more than slightly annoyed.]
DEAN
Son of a bitch.
[Inside the diner ED ZEDDMORE and HARRY SPANGLER sit at a booth. They are browsing the web on their phones.]
ED
Oh, wow, look. We got two more followers.
HARRY [engrossed in whatever is on his own phone]
Mm.
ED
Yeah. Harry, I think it's from that library interview we did.
HARRY
Nice.
ED
Hey, pal.
HARRY
Hmm?
ED
What did Dana post?
HARRY [turning his phone around to show ED a picture of a girl]
No, it's just -- she changed her profile pic, and it's cropped, but you can clearly see a guy's arm around her. And she's smiling like the dickens.
ED
Yeah. Uh, it -- it could a platonic... arm that's touching her.
[At that moment, SAM and DEAN slide into the booth with them. Their faces are annoyed and the Ghostfacers respond in kind.]
HARRY [sarcastically]
Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.
ED
Says nobody.
HARRY
Ever.
DEAN
All right, shut up and listen. This is how it's gonna go. You two clowns are gonna get into that mystery machine outside, and you're gonna leave town or I'm gonna put holes in your knees.
[ED and HARRY roll their eyes as the WAITER walks up.]
WAITER
Can I get you guys anything? Something, uh...
DEAN
Uh, we're ready for the bill.
DINER BOSS - TREY
Hey. There's still crud on this plate. Now, hit the sinks and do it right.
WAITER
Sorry, Trey.
HARRY
Ahh, first of all, you guys don't scare us.
ED
Not at all.
HARRY [lifting his shirt to reveal a gun in his waistband]
Say, "hola" to my little pistola.
DEAN
Am I supposed to be impressed with that treasure trail or the lady gun you got hiding in your, uh, pants there?
HARRY
Uh...Both?
Look, whether you like it or not, we are handling this situation.
ED
Yup.
DEAN
Really?
ED
Mm-hmm.
DEAN
'Cause I see a couple of fame whores who are pointing their camera at a mom who just lost her kid.
ED
Guys, we are investigators, and we have every right --
DEAN
No. No, you don't. You know why? 'Cause you're just gonna get in our way.
SAM
Or you're gonna get somebody else killed.
DEAN
That's right. So, you can either walk out of here...or crawl. Up to you.
HARRY
Oh, my God, Menudo. Will you guys relax? We know what we're doing.
ED
Yup.
DEAN
Really? And what about the rest of the Bad News Bears, huh? Where's the -- where's the fat one? And -- and the girl? There was a girl, right? [SAM nods.]
ED
They -- we dropped them. They were -- they were dead weight.
HARRY
Well, t-they're still alive.
ED
They're -- no, they're totally alive.
DEAN
I see. So, it's just the, uh, the dumpy duo, then. Well, that's great. So, here's the deal. A ghost... Will land you two dead in five seconds flat.
HARRY [chuckling mockingly]
A ghost? Oh. They think it's a ghost. It's so not a ghost.
ED
No.
SAM
Okay. We'll bite. What do you think it is?
HARRY
Can I -- can I do it this time?
ED
You got it.
HARRY
Okay. I've waited all my life for this. Amazon me, bitches.
DEAN [beyond annoyed]
I will shoot you... Bitches.
SAM
Like we were saying, you were just going, right? Great.
DEAN
Good talk.
[The Winchesters get up and leave.]
HARRY
50 shades of whey too much protein!
[Back at the brothers' motel, SAM is reading off the laptop while DEAN takes off his suit jacket and rolls up his sleeves.]
SAM
Uh...Dean?
DEAN
Yeah?
SAM
Ed and Harry wrote a book.
DEAN
What?
SAM
Yeah. Uh, "The Skinny on Thinman", by America's foremost Supernaturalists.
DEAN
What the hell's a Thinman?
SAM
I don't know. Um... [He pulls up a Black & White picture of a runner with the same figure from CASEY's selfie in the background.] Whoa. Check that out, though. That does kind of look like whatever was behind Casey Miles, right?
DEAN
Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off. Big whoop.
SAM
Here we go. Uh, "Thinman -- "an urban legend started on the world wide web --lurks in the background
of his victims' lives until he's ready to kill them."
DEAN
Yeah, because everything started on the Internet is true. Like, uh, oh, the shark attacking a helicopter - they write the book on that one, too?
SAM
Dude, real or not, thousands of people have posted to the site. It's like Thinman is the new Bigfoot or something.
DEAN
Or Thinman is just a ghost with a brand name.
SAM
You saying that 'cause you really think it's a ghost or because you don't like the Ghostfacers?
DEAN
Hey, don't forget -- we hit EMF in Casey's room.
SAM
Right, but the house was next door to power lines, which can affect the read.
DEAN
A girl died in a locked room, Sam -- spells "ghost" right there.
SAM
Maybe it got in there before it was locked up. Who knows, Dean? But how can people all over the world see the same ghost? Spirits don't exactly hop around.
DEAN
I know that. But right now, the veil is all kinds of screwed, okay? Ghosts could be popping up anywhere.
SAM
Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings date back a couple years. The veil's only been a problem for, what, the last six months?
DEAN [pulls a laptop out of his bag and sits at the other table.]
Well, you know, people still see Elvis all over the damn place. Look, all I'm saying is those douchewheels ain't experts on crap.
SAM
What are you doing?
DEAN
I'm checking the local deaths to see if there's any candidates for ghosts.
[SAM sighs.]
[Scene changes to ED backing up from the Ghostfacer camera and talking in a dramatic voice.]
ED
The closet -- the setting of the sunset of Casey's life.
[He pauses when he realizes Harry is enamored with something on the laptop.]
Harry.
HARRY
Yeah.
ED
Come on, man, would you please stop Facebook stalking your ex-girlfriend?
HARRY
I was right.
ED
Hmm?
HARRY
She changed her relationship status to "it's complicated." What does that even mean?
ED
Who cares? You broke up with her. Everything about that girl is complicated. Okay, I mean, she gets the cream puffs, she tells you to take out the filling. They're just puffs.
HARRY
Yeah, that was some pretty messed-up stuff.
ED
Mm-hmm.
HARRY
Uh, okay. I'm -- I'm sorry. Mm. Okay. I'm good.
ED
Okay?
HARRY
Back on game. Yeah. We're so close to finding Thinman, Ed.
ED
Mm-hmm.
HARRY
I can smell him. I can smell his musk.
ED
Mm-hmm.
HARRY
Closer than ever.
ED
This is really serious, Harry.
HARRY
Yeah.
ED
I mean, the Winchesters are here, and, you know, I don't want my knees blown off by Sam and Dean. Have you ever thought that we might just, you know, bail on this?
HARRY
What? What the -- what the hell is wrong with you?! We can't let those jockstraps steal our glory. No one cares what they think. They don't even have a Twitter. We're gonna find Thinman, Ed, for our families, for Dana.
ED
Oh, so, it's about your ex eating her words?
HARRY
It's about making all the haters eat their words. Maggie and Spruce -- the just -- deserters. They want to lead a "normal life". I mean, what is that?
ED
Screw them.
HARRY
Screw them.
ED
Right?
HARRY
When we find Thinman, are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil"?
ED
No.
HARRY
We're gonna be on "Dr. Phil."
ED
Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy.
HARRY
You got it.
[ED steps back into the closet and HARRY moves to start the camera.]
HARRY
Wait for it.
ED
You ready?
HARRY
Yep.
ED [stepping out of the closet]
The bedroom of a teenage girl is meant for two things -- giggles and joy. Until one night, Thinman turned the giggles into blood.
HARRY
Oh! You are so money right now.
ED
You like that?
HARRY
This is good stuff. And it's gonna pay off in ladies, Ed -- lots of ladies. We're gonna need -- we're gonna need snorkels, 'cause we're gonna be swimming around in so much --
[At that moment, MRS. MILES enters the room with a tray of lemonade. HARRY pauses in embarrassment.]
MRS. MILES
Thought you boys might be thirsty.
HARRY
Please. That sounds delicious.
[Back in the motel, DEAN looks up from his laptop to SAM who is sitting across the table from him.]
DEAN
Okay. All right, over the past six months, there have been three unnatural deaths in Springdale, none of them connected to Casey Miles, and none of them violent.
SAM
Okay, that's not exactly a recipe for a vengeful spirit. There have been a bunch of unexplained deaths pinned on Thinman. Um, a vic dies, then, a couple weeks later, a photo pops up of the vic with Thinman photobombing.
DEAN
So, Thinman's stalking folks?
SAM
According to the lore.
DEAN
According to the idiots. How come none of these vics pinged our radar?
SAM
I'm pretty sure the mysterious deaths can be chalked up to non-supernatural causes. That and, honestly, most of these photos look pretty fake.
DEAN
Even Casey's?
SAM
Except Casey's. Casey's photo wasn't doctored. Whatever was behind her was really there.
DEAN
Okay, well, that doesn't make any sense. I mean, how could something be both real and fake at the same time?
SAM
Well, a girl is dead, and that's about as real as it gets.
DEAN
All right, so, the last thing she did was she took a photo on her phone. How did that photo end up online?
SAM
No clue. It was originally posted to a Thinman fan forum, but the I.P. address was blocked.
DEAN
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This thing has fans? Of course it does. Okay, well, then somebody wanted this photo on the Internet, and I'm guessing that the ghost didn't hop online to post it.
[At the police station, SAM and DEAN stand at the front counter as a Sheriff Deputy brings over a case file box and sets it on the counter.]
DEAN
Is the, uh, sheriff around? There's a couple questions we'd like to ask him.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Uh, sorry to disappoint. Sheriff's on a hunting trip. But, uh, I appreciate you agents being here. I could use all the help I can get.
SAM [picking up CASEY's phone in an evidence bag]
Wait a second. Was this cracked when you found it?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Yeah, man. Maybe she dropped it? 911 call went dead at 11:59.
DEAN
Wait, what time was the photo posted?
SAM
Around 2:00 a.m.
DEAN
But the coroner has the death at midnight. How could she have posted the photo from her phone? That -- that's impossible.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Or...supernatural.
DEAN
What?
SAM
Why would you say that?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
A couple fellas came by, uh, asking questions about the girl's death, suggested they might be able to help. They, uh, gave me a book they wrote about, um...
DEAN
Thinman?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Yeah. Just...
[DEAN turns around and walks away.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD [pointing after DEAN]
Not a fan?
[Scene changes to TREY finishing up work at the diner after it has closed. He is working at the counter when he hears a knock or some sound. He goes to the window to investigate but finds no one there. He returns to the counter and opens up the security link on his computer. He scans a couple of camera feeds but sees nothing. He then gets to a shot of the parking lot and there is a brief flash of a head walking by. Then TREY flips to the security shot of himself at the counter. He can see that the THINMAN stands behind him. He turns about and the THINMAN flashes a hand and cuts his throat.]
ACT TWO
[Scene opens the next morning with the Winchesters arriving at the diner which is now a crime scene. The Ghostfacers are also there taking film of TREY's dead body.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Agents, thanks for coming.
DEAN [nodding toward the Ghostfacers]
What are these two crapshoots doing here?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go a little "Medium," you know? Uh...two counties over, folks were combing the place for a poor little dead boy back in August. The cops let a psychic do her thing. Shish, bang, boom -- found a body a day later.
DEAN
Uh-huh. Excuse me.
SAM
Is there any, uh, security-cam footage.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Uh, yeah, just...
DEAN [walks to the Ghostfacers and slaps HARRY's butt.]
Hey!
ED
Aah!
HARRY
Aah!
DEAN
I thought I told you to beat it.
HARRY
Oh, well, what are you gonna do. You gonna out me, "agent"?
DEAN
Okay, look, playing paparazzi at a crime scene -- who does that help but yourselves?
HARRY
The bloggers, Dean, the believers -- everyone who needs just a little proof to know that Thinman is out there.
DEAN
Wait, so, you're saying there's a lot of folks online that are pretty die-hard about this thing?
HARRY
Oh, yeah.
ED
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
DEAN
You throw the right Tibetan symbol into the mix, you dumb asses ever think the Thinman comes to life as a Tulpa?
ED
Because thousands of people can agree that Thinman is any one thing? The lore changes blog to blog. He's not a Tulpa.
DEAN
Okay, all right. All right. Right here, right now, cut the crap. Do either of you actually know what Thinman is?
ED [deadpans]
No. We just play Supernaturalists on TV.
HARRY
We have no idea what we're doing... Of course we do!!
ED
Thinman, is part man, part tree.
HARRY
Some people believe that he emerged from the nightmare of an autistic boy.
DEAN [rolling his eyes]
All right, so you have no idea.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Fellas, you want to see this.
[DEAN, ED and HARRY walk over to where SAM has been viewing security tapes with DEPUTY NORWOOD.]
SAM
All right, check it out.
[He replays the security footage showing the THINMAN stabbing TREY.]
ED
Whoa.
HARRY
Whoa.
DEAN
All right, so, how did he jump from the parking lot to the diner. The doors were locked?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
The footage shows Trey locked them 10 minutes before.
HARRY
Locked, not locked, it doesn't matter. Everyone knows Thinman can teleport.
ED
I didn't even get a blip on my EMF.
DEAN
So, maybe it's not a ghost.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
You Feds believers now?
ED
Okay, uh... We're gonna go. Uh, good work, deputy, agent. Let's go. Let's go, man.
[ED and HARRY leave in a rush.]
DEAN [motioning to the tapes]
See it again.
[Scene changes to ED driving the Ghostfacer van down the road. HARRY sits in the passenger seat.]
HARRY
Holy wow. Someone posted the diner footage of Thinman in the comments section of our blog.
ED
Who?
HARRY
Who cares? Maintain current velocity.
[HARRY jumps in the back of the van and we can hear him shuffling around.]
ED
Hey, wh-why are you putting your ninja outfit on?
HARRY
I'm not gonna wait for someone else to die. I'm gonna find Thinman tonight.
ED
Where?
HARRY
The woods, obvi.
ED
Uh, that's kind of general.
HARRY
Well, the lore says that Thinman hangs out by trees, and the woods is where trees hang out. Two kills in town -- local woods is the best bet.
ED
Two people are dead -- really dead. And I just keep thinking that, you know, maybe Sam and Dean should just take over.
HARRY [appearing from the back of the van]
First of all, hell no. And -- and quit raining on my rainbow.
ED
Rainbows can't happen without rain.
HARRY
Don't try to use science with me. This is about a-a feeling. And we can't quit when we're so close to finding Thinman and finally making up for everything we've lost because of...what we do.
ED
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst idea, though, you know, if we leave it to the professionals.
HARRY [putting on his nightvision goggles]
We are the professionals, Ed.
ED
So, the woods?
HARRY
Any woods, Ed. Any woods.
[DEAN and SAM are sitting in their motel room eating dinner and discussing the case.]
SAM
Okay. Just grasping at straws here, but when I think "teleport," I think "Crossroads Demon."
DEAN
Mm. Demon that likes to stab and watch YouTube. Why not?
SAM
Oh, by the way, speaking of which, the video of, uh, Trey getting knifed it's already online. It has, like, 2,000 views. It's like somebody wants people to see Thinman in action.
DEAN
It's 'cause people will watch, 'cause people are sick.
SAM
And when did "viral" go from that baby chimp falling out of a tree to killer "Candid Camera"?
DEAN [with a sudden relaxed smile]
You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed 'cause you thought you could fly.
SAM [grinning]
After you jumped first.
DEAN
Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like superman, okay? Everybody knows that Batman can't fly.
SAM [chuckling]
Well, I didn't know that. I broke my arm.
DEAN [laughing heartily]
I know you did. Man, I drove you to the E.R. on my handlebars. Hm, good times.
SAM [suddenly sobers and we can see he is thinking about something else...]
Yeah, they were.
[A knock on the door interrupts their thoughts. DEAN gets up to answer it but before he can reach the door, ED comes barging in.]
DEAN [exasperated]
Come on in.
ED
I got to tell you guys something important, and then the case is yours.
[Camera switches to HARRY in the woods. He is filming and running a commentary throughout.]
HARRY
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer, investigating a possible Thinman habitat...in the woods. All alone, deep in the woods, a man could lose his marbles being so close to the blade of doom. Lucky for us, I'm really good at marbles.
[ED is sitting on the bed trying to explain his story to SAM and DEAN.]
ED
All right, either you bleed Ghostfacers red or you don't. If Spruce wanted to start a startup and Maggie's heart was in the roller derby, who am I to stop them? But Harry -- I-I couldn't let him give in to his girl. I mean, she -- she called the Ghostfacers stupid. Stupid! Can you -- can you believe that? You know, I-I don't care how much money her daddy's hedge fund has. I just couldn't watch Harry become a corporate stooge.
DEAN [losing his patience]
Okay, this all sounds like sad times at Bitchmont High. What does this have to do with the case?
ED
Harry was gonna leave, so I needed to give him a reason to stay. I-I made up Thinman.
[SAM and DEAN stare at ED with shocked faces as the camera switches back to HARRY.]
HARRY
Thinman stalks his victims, but the tables have turned, my friends. The stalker is now the stalkee. [The camera reveals THINMAN standing behind a tree, watching HARRY.]
[Back to the motel]
DEAN
So you're saying that this crap is actually crap?
ED
One old photo of a butler, a lot of Photoshop later, and I posted on one of those horror forums under "anonymous". And it blew up. Yeah. I only faked one case for us, and then we're packing up to go home when somebody posted a sighting of Thinman, so...we went after it, and that's how the Thinman became a crowdsourced legend.
Look, we were at the front of it. It felt like something. It -- it was so awesome to have a following, and Harry -- he was just -- he was so into it.
SAM
Ed, you have to tell him.
ED
You don't get it. We were the Thinman guys. Without the Thinman, we're just...guys --just -- we're just puffs.
DEAN
What?
SAM
What?
ED
If I tell Harry, he's gonna leave the Ghostfacers.
SAM
Listen, if you don't tell him, he's gonna leave anyway. Trust me here. Secrets ruin relationships.
[DEAN glances at SAM.]
ED
Okay, well, I'll just tell him when the time is right.
DEAN
Time's right now, chief.
ED
Well, he's -- he's not here. Uh, he's -- he's out in the woods, uh, searching for Thinman.
SAM
Okay, because Thinman, or whatever the hell this thing is, has killed two people, and now Harry is in the woods alone.
ED
Well, actually, it's more like "wood," um, 'cause I dropped him off by some trees behind a grocery store. Guys, come on. He's gonna be fine. Guys?
[SAM and DEAN (followed by ED) rush out the door and the camera switches back to HARRY.]
HARRY
All right, what we have here is a, uh, -- it's a -- it looks like a formation of sticks in the shape of a pile. Could have been left here for us by Thinman. What was that? Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We are not alone.
[As HARRY turns the camera on himself we see THINMAN standing behind him. HARRY leaps out of the way but is still slashed across the ribs by the THINMAN's knife. HARRY takes off running for the parking lot clutching at his bleeding side. He reaches the parking lot and is almost run over by the IMPALA coming to the rescue. DEAN, SAM and ED jump out and HARRY almost faints from blood loss but SAM and DEAN catch him in time.]
ACT THREE
[SAM has patched up HARRY's side and wrapped the wound.]
SAM
Too tight?
HARRY
Nope. No, I'm good. I'm good.
SAM
Yeah?
HARRY
I'm good. All right. I think I'm just gonna have to staple it when we get back to the motel.
[He turns to ED.]
We were right, Ed! Thinman's real.
ED [quietly]
Yeah.
DEAN [running up from the woods]
Some fresh tires tracks back over there. I took some photos.
HARRY
What for?
DEAN
Because that car might belong to whoever knifed you.
HARRY
Well, whoever cut me was Thinman, and Thinman doesn't drive. It was Thinman, jackass! I mean, I shouldn't have to connect the dots for you guys. I figured, you know, you're both intelligent, m-maybe.
[SAM and DEAN both look pointedly at ED.]
ED
Um, Harry.
HARRY
What?
[Back in the Ghostfacers hotel room, ED has explained things to HARRY.]
HARRY
Why didn't you tell me that before?
ED
Because -- I-I don't know -- I thought you were gonna get mad.
HARRY
Oh, good guess, Ed. I am mad. I'm really, really mad at you right now.
ED
I-I can see that.
HARRY
You crashed the Jenga Tower of our lives. I was gonna get married. I left her to run around with you, living some lie.
ED
Well, at least we were living it together.
HARRY
Seriously? Seriously?
ED
If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman, you'd be doing a boring job, doing boring numbers, answering to Dana's dad. Okay? I saved you, bud.
HARRY
Saved me? From what?! From living a nice life? From not getting stabbed? How selfish can you be?
ED
Well, maybe it's not too late, you know? You could call her and see.
HARRY
That's not gonna work.
ED
Well, maybe -- maybe it will.
HARRY
No, it's not. You want to know why? 'Cause she's got some guy's arm wrapped around her neck, and it's "complicated", okay?
ED
Look, Harry, we didn't know from the start if Thinman was real or not. I -- okay, look, maybe I had some inside knowledge, okay, but does it really make a difference if we keep it going for the fans? They'll never know.
HARRY
I'll know. You made a chump out of me, Ed.
ED
Harry, we can get through this. We just debunk Thinman and then we go back to Ghostfacers.
HARRY
I can't. I can't trust you anymore, Ed.
ED
Oh, come on, Harry. I get it. You're pissed, okay? And -- and you don't mean what you say. But, Harry, just tell me what you need.
[HARRY sits down and doesn't answer.]
I'll go get some coffee, and -- and you can stay here and chill.
[ED leaves the room and meets SAM outside the door.]
SAM
Hey. How did it go?
ED
It, um, went, uh...Um...
[He walks off in silence. SAM goes in to check on HARRY.]
SAM
Hey. You okay?
HARRY
I just got punched right in the feels.
SAM
Um...
HARRY
None of it was real, Sam. Ed was just pretending, and now he wants me to pretend, like this is just something I could get past.
SAM
I know what you mean. Look, there are things you can forgive, and there are things you can't.
HARRY
So, which one is this?
SAM
That's something you got to figure out for yourself.
[DEAN knocks and enters.]
DEAN
Hey. Uh... I got a bead on those tire treads, if you want to...
[SAM steps into the hall with DEAN.]
SAM
What's up?
DEAN
So, the tires were only made for one kind of car. It's a 1989 Geo Metro. Town this small -- there's only one registered here. Deputy says it belongs to a guy named Roger who works night security down at the mill on the north side of town.
SAM
So, this thing teleported, but it has a job and car. What are we dealing with?
DEAN
Let's go find out.
[ED overhears the conversation from the hall and goes to tell HARRY.]
HARRY
So, Sam and Dean caught something, so they're gonna clean up your mess.
ED
You're right. It is my mess. I should be the one out there cleaning it up.
HARRY
You'd just make it worse. Oh, what? You were fine leaving Sam and Dean before. Why not now?
ED
I don't want to be a jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
HARRY
Jellyfish don't have spines.
ED
Exactly. Before the heartache, before the lies we set out to help people, right?
HARRY
Yeah. Mostly.
ED
So, there's no reason not to get out there and do what we mostly set out to do. Harry, I-I can make this right for the both of us.
HARRY
We can make it right.
ED
Y-you mean you want to come with me?
[DEAN and SAM pull up to the mill and see that DEPUTY NORWOOD is already there.]
DEAN
I thought we said my partner and I would take care of this.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Look, guys, my boss is AWOL. We don't have a warrant. My ass is on the line if this thing goes sideways.
DEAN
All right. Just stay back.
[SAM goes to pick the lock on the mill but realizes it is already open. SAM and DEAN draw their weapons and enter. But before they can do anything, DEPUTY NORWOOD tasers them from behind. They drop to the floor.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Always wanted to use these things.
ACT FOUR
[DEAN is handcuffed to a chair in front of a woodsy tapestry hanging from the ceiling. SAM is handcuffed to a column off to the side. DEPUTY NORWOOD is humming an annoying song as he buzzes around and sets up lights and a camera.]
DEAN
So, you're Thinman, huh? That would make sense if it didn't look like you just ate a fat camp.
[DEPUTY NORWOOD continues to hum without answering.]
Oh, God, Sam, make him stop.
SAM
Hey, so, what's the deal? What are you, Norwood? You a demon? I mean, how did you teleport back at the diner?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Team effort.
[THINMAN walks around a corner and SAM and DEAN stare. THINMAN then lift his hands and removes a mask and it is revealed to be the waiter at the diner, ROGER.]
DEAN
So, there was no teleporting -- just a couple of douche bags doing the "Scream" thing.
SAM
Wait, I know who you are. You're the busboy from the diner. So, what, you just wanted to kill your boss?
ROGER
Trey was a dick.
DEAN
And what about Casey? What did she do?
ROGER
She wouldn't go out with me, so I set her up with someone else -- my knife.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Good one, Rog.
DEAN [noticing another body lying off to the side]
I see the sheriff didn't make it out of town.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Well, he really should have given me the time off I asked for.
SAM
So, you killed him?!
DEPUTY NORWOOD
I didn't kill anyone. Roger did. He's the psycho. I'm the visionary. I don't blame you for underestimating me. Everybody does. Fancy Fed, coming in here, treating me like a paper monkey from the get-go. But I was Thinman the whole time. Do you have any idea how good that felt?
DEAN
No, sicko, I can't say that I do.
ROGER
Yeah, pretty boy doesn't know what it's like to feel invisible -- to grow up in a town of 300 people and nobody sees you.
DEPUTY NORWOOD
They didn't see us.
[SAM is working on breaking out of his handcuffs with his lock pick tools he was able to reach in his back pocket. When DEAN looks over SAM motions to him with his eyes.]
DEAN
So, how did you two meet? Wackjob.com?
DEPUTY NORWOOD
No. Just a couple of schmoes in an empty bar. We hit it off. Turns out me and Rog -- we're both total conspiracy-theory junkies.
ROGER
And then we found Thinman, and, bam, we blew up all over the message boards.
SAM
So, what is this, then? Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
ROGER
Cosreal. You know, blogging was fun, but...
SAM
But, let me guess, you wanted something more.
DEAN
You realize what you two jackasses are doing doesn't make you Thinman. It makes you copycat killers.
ROGER
It makes me Thinman. And you're not telling anyone I'm not, 'cause you'll be too dead to talk.
DEPUTY NORWOOD [moving back to the camera]
Show time.
ROGER
You two are lucky ducks. You're the stars of our best video yet. And when it goes viral, everyone will know Thinman's real.
[ROGER moves behind DEAN and puts his mask back on. SAM starts to struggle harder when he realizes what is about to happen. DEAN figures it out too and starts to steel himself for the worst.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD [standing at the camera]
And...Action!
[ROGER draws his knife and yanks DEAN back to slice his throat. SAM yells in a panic.]
SAM
Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
[Suddenly a door is slammed somewhere in the mill and ROGER stops his knife. Camera switches to ED and HARRY coming in the building.]
ED [motioning to HARRY to go one way and he another]
Harry...
[HARRY walks forward checking things with his flashlight. When he rounds a corner he runs into ROGER dressed as THINMAN. ROGER kicks him between the legs. HARRY doubles over in pain.]
HARRY
Oh, he got me! He got me back!
[ROGER raises his knife to finish HARRY off but ED's gun clicks behind his head.]
ED
It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag. Take off the mask. I know you're not Thinman. You're just a "me-me".
HARRY
Ed, it's pronounced meme.
ED
It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.
HARRY
The second "e" is silent. Yeah.
ED
You're a me-me -- a-a man-meme, and I invented you.
[DEPUTY NORWOOD suddenly appears and knocks ED over the head.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD
Oh! Good to know.
HARRY
Oh, sh--
[ROGER and DEPUTY NORWOOD walk ED and HARRY back to where SAM and DEAN are tied up.]
DEPUTY NORWOOD
I'm a lover of the classics, Ed. And what we have here is a "Frankenstein" situation. I'm a lover I mean, wow, the creator. I mean, we -- we were gonna let one of you guys live to tell our story but now, once you two are dead, there'll be no proof that Thinman was your brainchild.
[But when they get back to where SAM and DEAN were, the brothers are gone and their handcuffs lie on the chairs.]
ROGER
No.
[As they stand there in shock, the Winchesters attack. DEAN grapples with ROGER and stabs him with his own knife. SAM knocks DEPUTY NORWOOD to the ground but he is able to draw his gun on SAM. But ED sees it and steps into the path of the gun.]
ED
Wait, no! No! No! No, look. Look at me. This is all my fault. Okay? It's all my fault.
DEPUTY NORWOOS [grins]
I got enough bullets for both of you.
[Then a shot rings out and DEPUTY NORWOOD drops dead from a gunshot to the chest. Everyone looks up to see HARRY holding the smoking gun.]
ACT FIVE
[DEAN is loading the trunk of the IMPALA outside the mill. SAM walks over.]
SAM
So, are we good in there?
DEAN
Yeah. With the Thinman footage and the way I set the bodies, there should be enough breadcrumbs to make it look like those two psychos offed each other.
SAM
They were just people, man. They weren't...demons. They weren't monsters. They...were just frickin' people.
DEAN
Yeah, well, like I said, people are sick.
[Over by the Ghostfacer van a few feet away from the Winchesters, ED and HARRY are talking.]
ED
S-so...Are we cool?
HARRY
I don't think we ever will be.
ED
I mean, you know, we made it right. We, uh -- we beat the guys. This could be our shot to start the old Ghostfacers again.
HARRY
I came here with you to finish this thing with Thinman. I wasn't just closing a chapter, Ed. It was the whole dang book.
ED
But you saved my life back there.
HARRY
I killed a guy, Ed.
ED
He was a bad guy, Harry.
HARRY
He was a guy, Ed. Too many people have died 'cause of your crap.
ED
I've done all this crap for us. I-I don't know why you don't see that.
HARRY
No. No. You did this for you. [Camera shows SAM and DEAN listening in on the conversation from over by the IMPLALA.] There's a lot of things I can forgive, Ed, but this isn't one of them.
ED
So, what does this mean about us?
HARRY
It means... It's complicated.
[HARRY walks off with ED staring after him. HARRY walks up to the Winchesters.]
HARRY
Can I get a ride from you guys?
DEAN
Yeah, sure.
[They get into the IMPALA and drive away, leaving ED standing by the Ghostfacers van with tears in his eyes.]
[In the IMPALA, DEAN looks in the rear-view mirror.]
DEAN
Harry, you okay?
HARRY
Yeah. I mean, no.
You roll with a guy so many years, you start to think he's always gonna be next to you. Like, when you're old and you're drinking on the porch, he'll be in that other rocking chair. And then something happens, and you realize that other chair has gone empty.
[SAM and DEAN both have looks on their faces that tell us they are no longer hearing this story about ED and HARRY but are painfully aware of how this applies to the brother right beside them.]
HARRY
You know what I mean?
END CREDITS
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